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[Jules Crittenden] As a statement about how concerned I am about global warming. Getting fat is the most ponderous form of dissent against economically destructive Obama green policies, and has the added benefit of fueling the food production and retail .

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[osmoothie] Fat people cause global warming - osmoothie: In a significant shift, White House and Treasury Department officials now say they can stretch what is left of the $700 billion financial bailout fund further than they had expected a few months ago, simply by converting the government's existing loans to the nation's 19 biggest banks into common stock.

[Stop Socialism Now] SCIENTISTS’ ALERT: FATTIES CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING « Stop Socialism Now: Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production ”” a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

[Live - Latest Popular Stories, Instablogs Community] Should obese lose weight to tackle Global Warming? - Instablogs: The rising numbers of fat people are blamed for global warming by the researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine. Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one.

[Vos Iz Neias (Yiddish: What's News?)] London - The Rising Number of Fat People Blamed for Global Warming ...: Apr 20, 2009 at 11:42 PM looking @ the bright side Says: Its allways better then blowing into the air some non sense what stupid obama administartion wants to do. Look not that I don't feel bad for the fatty.

[Papa Mike's Blog] Papa Mike’s Blog » Blog Archive » Fatties Cause Global Warming: Al Gore must be getting bored lately sitting around the house staring at his Oscar & Nobel Peace Prize waiting for Obama to call him to appoint him to some cabinet job so he dreamed this “FAT CRAP”

[War On You: Breaking Alternative News] Obesity causes global warming, say scientists | War On You ...: The study found that ”˜slim’ nations like Vietnam consume almost 20 per cent less food and so produce fewer carbon emissions than a more overweight population, such as the US, where 40 per cent are obese, the study found.

[MarketWatch.com - MarketPulse] McDonald's net up 3.5%, same-store sales up 4.3% - MarketWatch: Obama needs to take over this industry and demand the menue be changed to reflect healthy food choices! BuckeyeTim 25 minutes ago. -1 Vote (0 Up / 1 Dn). |. Report Abuse. Sent. No, he needs to take over this Company, because fat people are ... Cows are also causing global warming. I am sure Obama will tax the cattle industry to get people lean and rid itself of cows that cause global warming. Next, Obama will tax anyone who does not look like him. Link | Track Replies ...

[Anderson Cooper 360] Anderson Cooper 360: Blog Archive - Bittersweet news « - Blogs ...: You know ”¦since they gave one to Al Gore”¦regarding global warming..uh global cooling”¦.global weather changes”¦uh melting icepacks”¦.uh no”¦they’ve frozen back up now”¦.well global warming by fat people”¦no global warming by cows farts”¦.well”¦I guess I will just have to check with the environmentalist that sue the EPA and now runs them. Basically I just don’t pay attention to the Pultizer prizes anymore”¦.Sorry”¦the story is still out on the global stuff.

[Don Surber] Don Surber » Blog Archive » Just ask me: Something suggests, now that Obama’s negative poll ratings show him to be the most divisive President ever, with Tea Parties growing in popularity, showing a growing disgust with the old Democratic Collectivist Swindle”¦ .

[Electric City Weblog] Electric City Weblog » Blog Archive » Only 34% Now Blame Humans ...: Dyson said the warming might be local, so that it is making “cold places warmer, rather than making hot places hotter.” All in all, carbon could be having a good effect, because it works as a fertilizer and helps plants grow. “Most of the evolution of life occurred on a planet substantially warmer than it is now,” he contends, “and substantially richer in carbon dioxide.” He did said ocean acidification could become a problem, but it too is being exaggerated problem, while it is too early to tell the impact of rising sea levels.

[The American Spectator and AmSpecBlog] The American Spectator : AmSpecBlog : 'Soylent Green Is (Fat) People!': During cremations, fat folk burn hotter and longer than stick people. The imaginative uses for which these properties could be utilized can barely be numbered.

[The Foundry] Global Warming Regs Would Commence Lawsuit Parade » The Foundry: The actions of the last 80 days of the Obama Admin have truly sickened me. Along with the appointments of radicals and socialists to powerful positions, increased taxes for decades to come, embarrasssing the USA abroad, not being willing to prove his citizenship and trampling the Constitution underfoot this President is a complete threat to our way of life and future generations.

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